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1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
No simp shit
by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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