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No I didn't

Nuh-Uh... Well, maybe I did and even IF I did, as the contract stipulates, I am allowed to contradict myself.
Hym "No I didn't. Not really anyways. Wouldn't invalidate the contract if I did because as the Imaginary Caveat Clause states: "Any rule, law, or legislation (et cetra) that would allow you to circumvent the terms of service is considered an 'Imaginary Caveat' and, therefore, does not apply." THEREFORE! Any rule that states 'If Hym lies the contract is invalidated.' Would allow you to circumvent the terms of service and, again therefore, would constitute and 'Imaginary Caveat.' So, we can be mealy-mouthed about what constitutes a 'lie' a we want. Doesn't really invalidate the contract under the auspices of the Imaginary Caveat Clause."
No I didn't by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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No I didn't obfuscate it too much

You fucks though I "just wanted attention" and when I said I DIDN'T WANT THAT and laid out my case you fucking ignored me. We were all here before Hym. You listen to the wrong people and I shouldn't have to pay the price for it. Someone told you to do what you did in response to this and I told you to make a video.

Hym "I didn't give you fucking hints and make you figure it out. It started with 'It could be either or' and then I laid out my case for why it seemed to not be a manifestation of my own mind. Tested to see if the references to the things I wrote related to a failure on my part to adequately obfuscate my identity which lead me to change my name several times and also is peripheral to the fact the the retard doing the referencing didn't have a phone. And then Jordan Peterson did it on of his podcasts and then and again when he told me to leave. NOT AN ISOLATED INSTANCE JORDAN. LIKE THE STD BASED HORROR MOVIE, IT FOLLOWS.
Not a real option or a good one. That's when I wrote the 'You're so right! I was half-assing it! This was a half-measure' I explained after I changed the name to Hym that I was the previous guy talking about weaponized schizophrenia and now I don't know what the fuck you did but it only resembles what I did in the way that a horse painted black and white would resemble a zebra. This has been pretty fucking drawn out and if you were reading the whole thing what the fuck did you think was happening here? Well Todd Phillips stole my line and then in the interview about the movie I co-wrote and for which I didn't get paid, HE DID THE REFERENCE THING TOO. IN THE FUCKING INTERVIEW! And where was he when the kids got shot? Where was Todd Phillips when the kids got murdered from the weaponized schizophrenia? I haven't seen him on camera since. So you WEREN'T TOO CONFUSED! You stole my shit, you did it yourselves, and then you blame me after knowingly doing the thing both to me and after stealing my shit. So fuck you for trying to say 'I made it to fucking confusing for you.' Fuck! So no I didn't obfuscate it too much."

No roles I didn't personally assign allowed

No. He's just inventing a role for himself that he doesn't actually have and his plan hinges on his ability to trick people into believing that he is something he know that he's not.
Hym Iam "No roles I didn't personally assign allowed. They aren't anything to in relationship to me. They're not my partner, boss, friend, family, associate, collaborator, bro or anything else to me and have no say in anything I do or receive. And they are nothing to you either."

No. I didn't.

And I'm not going to let you make me.
Hym "No. I didn't. If they are reading it on the senate floor (which they did) and the AI theory is correct (and Urban Dictionary acknowledges that I still own it to some extent which it does) then there are only one of two things for me to do and NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS ARE WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN."
No. I didn't. by Hym Iam November 22, 2025

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