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Nippoleon 

One who is obsessed with female nipples. Worships the nipple and is mentally and physically aroused by this wonderful, fleshy erogenous zone.
My new boyfriend is a nippoleon. He cannot keep is hands and mouth off my perky nips.

I’m pretty sure my uncle keeps
his AC set at 62 cause he’s a nippoleon. It’s so cold when I’m there and my nips are rock hard.

As a bona fide nippoleon, I can say that the small nipples are truly the most sensitive.
Nippoleon by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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Napoleon's Bakery 

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.
Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot
Napoleon's Bakery by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Napoleon Bronaparte

Napoleon Bronaparte by Brohero June 14, 2010

Napoleon kill 

(noun) Predicting something will end badly. Alternatively, a person who is thinking something will end badly. Similar to a buzz kill.

The origin is a pun on the name the famous American personal-success author Napoleon Hill ("Think and Grow Rich"). One of Mr. Hill's biggest beliefs was that ideas can become reality and for this reason you should try to eliminate all bad or critical thinking from your thoughts.
Him: "Dude, I'd buy an iPad, but all I'll end up doing is dropping it."

Her: "You're such a Napoleon kill!"
Napoleon kill by b1-66er January 13, 2011

napoleon lesbian 

A microlabel for queer activists fighting against anti-LGBT and anti-queer rhetoric. The three colors of their flag represents their goals.
Brown - POC representation, activism, and inclusion.
White - LGBT inclusion of every kind, especially trusting other queers' labels.
Pink - Celebration of pink, femme, and lesbians.
Person A: "Napoleon lesbian? Don't you mean Neapolitan?"
Person B: "No. I mean Napoleon."

Nippleton 

A word commonly used to express frustration or irritation towards a friend. Usually used in a joking manner and is not intended to be taken seriously. Can also be used in a friendly way to show compassion towards another person.
1. Dude, stop being such a Nippleton.

2. Come on Nippleton, just come with me.
Nippleton by Danny Donezo February 10, 2010

nippleometer 

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.
I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.