Nimnuts 

A quick way to say “them-nuts”

Elizabeth: Hey! They’re walking away
Kay: HEY COME BACK YA NIMNUTS!!!

Nimnuts by AmyJohnson October 9, 2019

numnuts 

Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.

"Good job, numnuts!"
-Or-
"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.

numnuts by Guler March 11, 2005

nimnut 

half nimrod and half numnut

You are such a nimnut!

nimnut by slacke3r January 7, 2010

Numnuts 

1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts

"Shut up numnuts."

Numnuts by dadmenow December 1, 2017

Nimnut 

(Nimnut) when someone calls you out when you do something stupid.
It can also be used in second conversation

Boyfriend: Babe where is my phone?
Girlfriend :What do you mean where is your phone?

Girlfriend: Your talking on it

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot
Girlfriend: your a Nimnut

Boyfriend: babe watchout watch where you are going
Girlfriend: still trips on the curb

Boyfriend: are you ok babe that's what I was trying to tell you.
Girlfriend: oh

Nimnut by Bella Molino June 23, 2017

numnuts 

Anyone (especially a network news correspondent) who needs to consult Urban Dictionary to define "numnuts."

Did you see that numnuts on CNN looking up "numnuts"?

numnuts by AlaBam November 30, 2006

Nimsnuts 

In literal meaning it is when someone sits his balls on your face and never moves. Superlative degree of tea bagging. Used in the sense of "one is so much better than the other in any competitive comparison."

And look at that folks Corey totally nimsnuts Jake in round 4!

Nimsnuts by Thenoshitsherlockholmes June 30, 2022