numnuts

Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.

"Good job, numnuts!"
-Or-
"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.

by Guler March 11, 2005

Numnuts

1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts

"Shut up numnuts."

by dadmenow December 1, 2017

numnuts

Anyone (especially a network news correspondent) who needs to consult Urban Dictionary to define "numnuts."

Did you see that numnuts on CNN looking up "numnuts"?

by AlaBam November 30, 2006

numnuts

A Rangers Supporter

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

numnuts

usually an insult; self explainatory

the person sitting here and reading my dumbass definition has a pair of numnuts on his head

by wouldnt you like to know numnuts May 25, 2003

Numnuts

General term referring to an individual who does not amount to your expectations. Numnuts becomes numnuts when he/she/they/feman/mailman/ steps out of line. To become a numnuts is to become wiped from the map of validation.

Buddy chirping nannies and tweeting aunties on dinner 11 eh? Humphrey is such a numnuts!

by Tilly with a y July 21, 2021

laughin jokin numbnuts

Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.

I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.

by One more person December 17, 2018