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Nigga'itiss 

The state of being completely full after eating and not wanting to do anything it's more than laziness, it becomes an indefinitely laziness and there is only one cure for it is a nap and if you don't take a nap. The following are. symptoms of nigga'itiss; lethargic, heavy eyelids, stomach pains, craving for grape drink, sleepiness, gas(not weed), the urge to take a gigantinormous shit(you will need a therapist) l, immobilization, partial memory loss from the night before and your brain will shut down until after you finally take a nap but if you wait too long it becomes a permanent symptom of speaking in Ebonics.
When my brother had caught a severe case of nigga'itiss, he had become afflicted with every single symptom stated above and it stayed until he finally took a nap.
I was like damn nigga when asked the following morning what happened I can't remember that well and I had to tell him he had a case of what the doctor called nigga'itiss which was caused by him eating one too many or more plates a food then he should have.
Nigga'itiss by Krystesse didit March 7, 2024

nigga-itis 

Spending excessive time bringing down your own race
When the black man robbed another black man he caught Nigga-itis
nigga-itis by Ojsar December 15, 2019

Real-Nigga-itis 

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.
“Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”
Real-Nigga-itis by lil baby p April 7, 2019

Bitch nigga itis 

Joe has diarrhea, and keeps pooping his pants. Sounds like he’s got the bitch nigga itis

Niggaitis 

A cultural term used by African Americans to describe the sleepy feeling that comes from eating too much food.
I've got the niggaitis and need to take a nap now.

Mama Duke's cooking always give niggaitis.
Niggaitis by Berry August 16, 2004

niggaitis 

Having a extremley full stomach and no energy to move.
I'm so full I don't feel like doing nothing but laying here, I think I have niggaitis.
niggaitis by The1nonly April 4, 2013

niggaitist 

When you eat too much and become sleepy
That thanksgiving dinner was bomb now I got niggaitist
niggaitist by Djyafhj May 10, 2018
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