Ngoli

Ngolis are the most talented people ever. With beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile. She's crazy and her jokes often make people weirded out because of how inappropriate they are. Killer body but chooses to hide it. Has an RBF so people often stay away, but when you get to know her, you'll know it was worth it. Rarely cries but sad most of the time and needs to be reassured that you're there for her. Food is their life. All they know is food. She is absolutely polite to strangers but is a mannerless animal when comfortable around you. Smart but stupid, she can read books back to back but can also act as dumb as a rock. Don't anger them though, they won't hesitate to run you over with a school bus. Their words hurt.

Wow, I didn't know she had curves, must be an Ngoli

Bro, I was so afraid of her

Friend: Where are you going?
Other dude: I pissed Ngoli off, gotta zayn !

by cowsrcoolyes January 14, 2021