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Exiversary 

a celebration held on the anniversary that you had with an ex in which you do things for yourself, most likely the things your ex never did to celebrate that day. For example go out to dinner, buy yourself flowers,or any other self pampering.
Girl: This year for my exiversary I am going to get my nails done and go out to dinner.
Boy: Great first round is on me!
Exiversary by Miss Jeanine April 2, 2009
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Sexiversary 

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
Sexiversary by Kate Charlton June 18, 2008
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Sexiversary 

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
Sexiversary by Kate Charlton June 19, 2008

exuversary 

Sarcastic term referring to The date in which you and a previous significant other made it official
Ricky messaged his old girlfriend on the eleventh of november to tell her happy exuversary - rickys a dick
exuversary by wittyperception November 9, 2014

Endiversary 

The date in which two friends or a couple stop talking or have ended their relationship.
“Our Endiversary is on November 20th”
Endiversary by Mcpmachine 25 August 3, 2022

sexiversary 

The same as an anniversary, but for the first time you ever have sex or fo the first time you ever have sex with the person you are currently dating, married to, etc.
(if your first relationship is when you first had sex, then it would be a double entendre)
1. the 12th this month is my sexiversary for the first time I ever fucked someone, but the 10th of next month is my (girlfriend's/boyfriend's/spouse's) and my sexiversary for the first time we've ever had sex.
2. yesterday was my (girlfriend's/boyfriend's) and my sexiversary.
sexiversary by obamapproved September 11, 2009

Endiversary 

Opposite of an anniversary. It's the day you either celebrate (or mourn, depending on your outlook of the situation) the ending of a relationship. Causes of celebration include the end of a marriage from a cheating whore. Causes of mourning is when the relationship ends abruptly and you didn't want it to.
January 30 is my endiversary from my ex-wife! It's going to be a great day! We'll all go out and get hammered to celebrate!
Endiversary by superslacker87 May 29, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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