Definitions by sytelus

shat on a turtle 

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle

Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.

shat on a turtle by sytelus July 30, 2010

twofer 

in mountaineering/hiking: Doing same or two different climbs/hikes back to back. Used by Ed Viestur in his book "No shortcut to the top".

Our plan included a twofer to Everest and Makalu.

twofer by sytelus May 5, 2009

negaversary 

A day that is exactly 1 year before the planned event such as wedding (term originally coined by Sean Ryan).

I'm going to get married after a year on this day with Mona. Today is my negaversary and I'm not sure if I'm supposed to take her out.

negaversary by sytelus May 5, 2009

UC 

Uncircumcised. Often used while exchanging ones physical statistics in online chats and personal ads.

CuDog: States?
MiCat: 5"10' swm 6uc

(meaning 5'10" hight white male with 6" uncircumcised penis)

UC by sytelus July 19, 2005

masc

masculine. Often used while exchanging ones physical statistics in online chats and personal ads.

5'10" SWM masc PnP

masc by sytelus July 19, 2005