NewTex

The act of betting on horse races between New Mexico and Texas. Not to be confused with the association of Republican or Democratic parties.

I was at the Racetrack and put down a $100 on a horse from NewTex and he won. Paid $250. My girlfriend from Oregon lost.

by anonymous February 24, 2021

Newted

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

newtsexual

Someone who is in love with Newt from The Maze Runner series.

person1: Hey whats your sexuality again?
person2: Oh im Newtsexual, meaning im in love with Newt from TMR series!

by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020

newtsexual

Being totally and utterly Inlove with newt from the maze runner.

Thomas: I think I’m Inlove with newt!!
Teresa: That means your Newtsexual!

by Ilovethemazerunner December 30, 2020

newtsexual

People who are only attracted to Newt from TMR, this ones for you.

-Newt is so hot omg i love him!!

- So you’re Newtsexual.

by leahiselite December 29, 2020

newtsexual

U are obsessed with newt from maze runner and u have a fictional relationship with him and when u shift to him you always put he doesn’t die :)))

I am newtsexual

by Newtswifey February 10, 2021

newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

by ud40 March 11, 2005