Newter 

to divorce your wife while she's seriously ill, a la Newt Gingrich

man, Helen's not showing any signs of recovery - it's a real downer. I might have to Newter her.

Newter by KP Freely March 7, 2012

nexternight 

The night after tonight; tomorrow's night.

On nexternight it will be Full Moon!

nexternight by Starchylde May 2, 2015

nexternoon 

Tomorrow's noon, similar to nexternight.

On nexternoon we will be having nachos for lunch. Tomorrow at nexternoon, my check will be here.

nexternoon by Starchylde June 19, 2016

NewJersification 

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.

Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .

NewJersification by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2023

Newted 

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

nexterday 

The day after tomorrow

I going to Jason's nexterday

nexterday by ThisGirlRightHeah April 15, 2015

pedo-netter 

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.

Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.

pedo-netter by jpg3 August 22, 2011