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English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
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Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.
Look at John, he's totally newted.
newted by ud40 March 11, 2005
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When a statement or question is answered in such a way a to make the person making the statement or asking the question seem uninformed.
John said that his computer was broken so I newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.
newted by wolfmanmos February 10, 2012

The Newsted 

A haircut that is shaved underneath, and long on top, like bassist Jason Newsted's during his early Metallica years. It became re-popularized in the early-to-mid 2000-teens. Hipsters and worship pastors love it.
Dude #1: I just got a new haircut

Dude #2: What kind?

Dude #1: The Newsted

Dude #2: Awesome!
The Newsted by grthompson June 1, 2017
A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.
I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?
Newsed by on March 29, 2019
Usually on Chatroulette, a new random stranger chat site, when someone clicks the "next" button almost instantly after seeing your face or webcam. The most common nexted individuals are males.
So this guy was whackin' it on Chatroulette, so I nexted him real fast. What a douchebag.
Nexted by anonymous90x February 25, 2010

courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.
Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.
courier newed by mpfl April 24, 2007
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