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Neverember 

The Zodiac Sign Of Someone Who’s Birthday Is On February 29th And Is Therefore An Immortal Celestial Being Above All Human-Life!
Will: Will U Marry Me?
Nose: Once It’s Neverember!
Will: That’s A Zodiac Sign!
Nose: Wait What The Fuck?
Will: My Birthday Is In 2 Years!
Nose: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Will: Oh Sorry I Forgot! Look Up Neverember!
Nose: Oh! Apparently It’s A Actual Word In The… Urban Dictionary? Never Heard Of It!
Will: Well I Heard It’s A Reliable Source!
Nose: Ok! Well You Learn Something New Everyday! Didn’t Know You Were Immortal! WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DO-
Neverember by TMIpixel August 13, 2022

32nd of Nevertember 

A date used to indicate that an event or occurence is incredibly unlikely or even impossible, or to be dismissive toward a particular individul inquiring about it.
The douchebag asked about the party I was having. I told him I'd invite him on the 32nd of Nevertember.

neverever 

Never ever, i.e. not now, not ever!
Neverever dodat again UNTIL the next time.
neverever by Hercolena Oliver December 9, 2008

Nevervember 

A dreaded month in an alternate universe between November and December where crushed dreams and long delayed plans lay dormant; never to see the light of day.
Diana: Well, my debut album has been postponed AGAIN and has been pushed back to sometime in Nevervember.
Nevervember by AnonL April 2, 2013

Novecember 

A grouping of days that includes all days in November and December. Arguably one of the best times of the year for many reasons.
Jimbo: "Hey Ted what's your favorite time of year?"

Ted: "Well, it is undoubtedly Novecember."
Novecember by ziggy1147 November 9, 2006

novermber 

no nut novermber
boys stop beating your meat it's novermber