The Zodiac Sign Of Someone Who’s Birthday Is On February 29th And Is Therefore An ImmortalCelestial Being Above All Human-Life!
Will: Will U Marry Me?
Nose: Once It’s Neverember!
Will: That’s A Zodiac Sign!
Nose: Wait What The Fuck?
Will: My Birthday Is In 2 Years!
Nose: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Will: Oh Sorry I Forgot! Look Up Neverember!
Nose: Oh! Apparently It’s A Actual Word In The… Urban Dictionary? Never Heard Of It!
Will: Well I Heard It’s A Reliable Source!
Nose: Ok! Well You Learn Something New Everyday! Didn’t Know You Were Immortal! WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DO-
A date used to indicate that an event or occurence is incredibly unlikely or even impossible, or to be dismissive toward a particular individul inquiring about it.
The douchebag asked about the party I was having. I told him I'd invite him on the 32nd of Nevertember.
A dreaded month in an alternate universe between November and December where crushed dreams and long delayed plans lay dormant; never to see the light of day.
Diana: Well, my debut album has been postponed AGAIN and has been pushed back to sometime in Nevervember.