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Neverember 

The Zodiac Sign Of Someone Who’s Birthday Is On February 29th And Is Therefore An Immortal Celestial Being Above All Human-Life!
Will: Will U Marry Me?
Nose: Once It’s Neverember!
Will: That’s A Zodiac Sign!
Nose: Wait What The Fuck?
Will: My Birthday Is In 2 Years!
Nose: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Will: Oh Sorry I Forgot! Look Up Neverember!
Nose: Oh! Apparently It’s A Actual Word In The… Urban Dictionary? Never Heard Of It!
Will: Well I Heard It’s A Reliable Source!
Nose: Ok! Well You Learn Something New Everyday! Didn’t Know You Were Immortal! WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DO-
Neverember by TMIpixel August 13, 2022

32nd of Nevertember 

A date used to indicate that an event or occurence is incredibly unlikely or even impossible, or to be dismissive toward a particular individul inquiring about it.
The douchebag asked about the party I was having. I told him I'd invite him on the 32nd of Nevertember.
32nd of Nevertember by HRK, Inc. March 27, 2010

neverever 

Never ever, i.e. not now, not ever!
Neverever dodat again UNTIL the next time.
neverever by Hercolena Oliver December 9, 2008

Nevervember 

A dreaded month in an alternate universe between November and December where crushed dreams and long delayed plans lay dormant; never to see the light of day.
Diana: Well, my debut album has been postponed AGAIN and has been pushed back to sometime in Nevervember.
Nevervember by AnonL April 2, 2013

Novecember 

A grouping of days that includes all days in November and December. Arguably one of the best times of the year for many reasons.
Jimbo: "Hey Ted what's your favorite time of year?"

Ted: "Well, it is undoubtedly Novecember."
Novecember by ziggy1147 November 9, 2006

novermber 

no nut novermber
boys stop beating your meat it's novermber
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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