Nevervember

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A dreaded month in an alternate universe between November and December where crushed dreams and long delayed plans lay dormant; never to see the light of day.

Diana: Well, my debut album has been postponed AGAIN and has been pushed back to sometime in Nevervember.

Nevervember by AnonL April 2, 2013

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Nevervember

Nevervember is just the word never but month

Skit: Supreme Luigi Sisters are coming this Nevervember!

Nevervember by opposite of china is smart October 20, 2023

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Nevervember • Neverember • Nevertember • 32nd of Nevertember • negevembering • never november

32nd of Nevertember

A date used to indicate that an event or occurence is incredibly unlikely or even impossible, or to be dismissive toward a particular individul inquiring about it.

The douchebag asked about the party I was having. I told him I'd invite him on the 32nd of Nevertember.

32nd of Nevertember by HRK, Inc. March 27, 2010

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Neverember

This date never comes and who shall use it can shit on anybody.

Eat shit on the 1dt of neverember

Neverember by Easttastyshit November 24, 2021

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Neverember

The Zodiac Sign Of Someone Who’s Birthday Is On February 29th And Is Therefore An Immortal Celestial Being Above All Human-Life!

Will: Will U Marry Me?
Nose: Once It’s Neverember!
Will: That’s A Zodiac Sign!
Nose: Wait What The Fuck?
Will: My Birthday Is In 2 Years!
Nose: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Will: Oh Sorry I Forgot! Look Up Neverember!
Nose: Oh! Apparently It’s A Actual Word In The… Urban Dictionary? Never Heard Of It!
Will: Well I Heard It’s A Reliable Source!
Nose: Ok! Well You Learn Something New Everyday! Didn’t Know You Were Immortal! WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DO-

Neverember by TMIpixel August 13, 2022

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Nevertember

The month that never comes, or what you can call september when it feels too frickin long.

Hey, what month is it?
Nevertember.
Huh?
Nevertember.

Nevertember by Spider Kirby November 2, 2023

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negevembering

the action of holding a down and begrudging attitude towards cold fall and winter months, complaining about the weather, suffering from seasonal affective disorder, and basically dedicating a quarter of your life to complaining over seasons you can't control.

Dude: Aw man snow! I HATE this time of year! I'm going to have to drive in this, and shovel this.
Guy: Didn't you grow up in Michigan?
Dude: This totally SUCKS!
Guy: Dude, stop negevembering! You're bringing me down!

negevembering by Sara the Swan November 11, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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