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Novermber 15th 

People who are born at the 15th of November are fugly sluts. Don't trust them.
She's born at the Novermber 15th,she probably likes to look up Mahatma Ghandi feet on google and print them out.

My November 

A time in your life in which you loved soo much you wish you could go back and re-live it
“prom night was my November, everything was perfect.”
My November by Bimmer October 25, 2017

November 17 

National no homework day, all students boycott homework and see if we can make this a real holiday
Teacher : Why didn't you do your homework
Student: Because it's November 17
November 17 by Frilileckk November 3, 2019

November 9th 

A day to tell your crush you like them or slap a bitch
That’s because it’s November 9th
November 9th by Joe mama player October 13, 2019

November 2 

National slap your siblings day
"Hey brother its November 2"
"Oh fuck"
November 2 by a vskskso hooman October 28, 2019

No nut November Poem 

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.
“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem