To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.
Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .
by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2023
Get the NewJersification mug.A closeted enabler of Duterte. It's a cross between the words neutral and dutertard (a coined term used to describe people whose rabid support of Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte turns them into retards.) Neutertards use equivocal language, distance themselves from political discourse and hide under the cloak of neutrality. But deep inside, their tails wag to the sound of Duterte's hate speeches, they wank over Duterte's rape jokes, and they are willing to drink the Kool-aid upon Duterte's order.
The newest apointee to Duterte's cabinet is a literary artist who used to carry the torch of feminism but is now reduced to being a neutertard who prostitutes what little remains of her credibility for the sake of convenience.
by Lolito Go January 16, 2021
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by Zilla November 30, 2003
Get the Neutered Metal mug.literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.
Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
by Yogalates April 8, 2005
Get the neuken in de keuken mug.A combination of the words neon and jelly, used to describe a person or group of people. Neo is used to describe a person as bright and cheery. It is also used to describe how that person looks, because they dress in bright, neon clothing. Jelly is used to describe that person as having no worries of the world around them, and of being care free. Also jelly is being used to describe how said person would have the feeling of floating in/on the clouds.
Frank: "Dude, Bob is always really happy and joyful."
Steve: "I know, he's always wondering around to where ever he wants, not caring about those around him, like he's in his own personal bubble."
Frank: "Yeah, I wish I could be a Neojelly like Bob."
Steve: "I know, he's always wondering around to where ever he wants, not caring about those around him, like he's in his own personal bubble."
Frank: "Yeah, I wish I could be a Neojelly like Bob."
by CPT AWES0ME12 January 10, 2014
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