Neutered

No dick; Not able to make babies

my dog got neutered so he would stop humping things

by Guy April 18, 2004

Neutered

Severely drunk, blackout. The person maybe unresponsive

Often mistaken for sleutered.

Guy 1: Dude, I have the worst hangover right now. I don't remember anything from last night
Guy 2: Yeah, you were so neutered bro!

drunk

by tke486 November 29, 2013

neutered

When in certain context, synonymous to “noted.” Only used to confuse people into wondering who the hell is being neutered

Guy 1: Hey, I can’t make it after school tomorrow.
Guy 2: Alright, neutered.

by FoxenBoxen March 10, 2022

Neutered

When a man experiences a saddening or emasculating situation (ie. getting broken up with, getting cut off, saying a joke and no one laughing)

“Dude you didn’t get an invite to the party? You just got neutered.”

by lil83 May 1, 2024

Neutered Metal

Neutered Metal is some funny dude monkey strumming two or three muddy chords with a knit cap on jumping up and down. AND NO LEAD GUITAR!...This stuff is REAL funny!

Just watch MTV. I rest my case!

by Zilla November 30, 2003

Neutered Carpet

A shaved pubic region, where the hair has just slightly grown back.

My neutered carpet itched so bad during class.

by amanda rickmers January 7, 2008

Neutered Television

As opposed to Heavyweight Television, Neutered Television is a term used to define run of the mill, generic, & censored tv shows, generally on networks such as ABC, NBC, CBS etc. These shows are usually censored of sex, language, & violence, and often pale in comparison to serialized Heavyweight TV shows on cable & premium cable channels.

Person 1: "Did you check out the latest episode of Scandal on ABC last night"

Person 2: "HELL NO! I don't watch ABC or any Neutered Television shows. Just watch some Breaking Bad motherfucker!!!"

by Void4President January 9, 2015