Neufed

Verb / nooft /
To blacken or char the bottom of a meth pipe.

" Aww man what the fuck, you neufed by bowl "

" This is good shit so don't neuf it up "

by Rex Webster March 23, 2021

Neuf

To fail in a spectacular fashion while attempting to act smooth or cool, i.e. sending your allergy suffering grandma to the hospital with a bouche of flowers.

Jake: "Dude check it out."
Lund: "No way! Zach's hittin on Darby? How's he doin so far?!"
Jake: "Well he just asked her how far along she is."
Lund: "The fuck?! Since when is she pregnant?!"
Jake: "She isn't"
Lund: *Sigh* "What a Neuf."

by Ninehanded October 04, 2010

Neuf

A man that, while sober, will fuck anything with less than six legs. And yeah motherfucker, he has Plus.

"Man, Neuf was SHITFACED last nite. He seriously fucked a centipede."

by Peter Pocklington January 13, 2006

Neuf

Having or getting oral sex after a long night of drinking with one or more friends or family members passed out next you.

I got smashed and a neuf last night with Rusty and Russell passed out on the floor.

by fpaq jones April 30, 2009

Dix-Neuf

1.The French word for the number nineteen.

2. Can be used as (and sounds similar too) Deez Nuts.

1. ... Dix-Huit, Dix-Neuf, Vingt...

2. "Yeah, I basically told her to suck Dix-Neuf"

by E.W. Doom December 01, 2009

Dix-neuf

Dix-neuf is the word for nineteen (19) in the French language. Unfortunately, it rhymes with "Deez Nuts," a popular joke from vine, which can be misinterpreted. This number is also the mathematical answer to 9+10, another fad from vine.

If you're practicing mathematics with someone who can speak French, be wary of anyone who uses vine. They may confuse dix-neuf with deez nuts.

by Derpin April 15, 2015

Soixante neuf

French for sixty nine.

To demonstrate how poorly I counted in Froggish, I said, "Un, deux, trois, cinq, soixante neuf," and she gasped.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 31, 2004