Netipot

A synonym to douchebag, because in practical terms the "netipot" is a irrigation device to cleanse a mucous filled orifice, very much like a douche, but since very few women douche anymore, it seems more appropriate to use this particular device as a synonym for asshole, dickweed, jerk, pompous loud and obnoxious human.

Look at him, he's wearing an Ed Hardy shirt and is covered in fake tan. Fucking Netipot.

Netipot by Rude and Rudy July 6, 2011

Golden Netipot 

When you urinate up the nose of your loved one to give them golden boogers

"Dude i gave my wife a golden netipot for christmas, and she has had golden boogers for a week"

Golden Netipot by Sstephan August 16, 2019

nelipot 

One who walks without shoes; one who goes barefoot.

The nelipot walked slowly, letting the mud squeeze up between his toes.

nelipot by csprof June 7, 2009

New Orleans Neti-Pot 

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.

I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot

New Orleans Neti-Pot by JayBanks October 29, 2017

Nelipot 

People that live a barefoot life as far as is possible. They often feel that shoes are a prison for their feet.

The Nelipot finally reached the day when the ground was no longer freezing and she could walk through the forest with her feet connected to the earth and it's many soulful textures.
It is her greatest day of the year . Pure Bliss .

Nelipot by Captain Plan June 21, 2016

Golden Neti Pot 

The act of urinating into one's nostril so that the urine comes out of the other nostril and/or mouth.

"I gave Susan a golden neti pot last night."

Golden Neti Pot by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 29, 2017

Neti Pot 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.

Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.

Neti Pot by King Deucey December 17, 2008