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notification squad 

1. Cancer.

2. Something little kids spam on the Youtube comment section when they get a notification that a video has been uploaded.

Notification Squad 

A comment on a YouTube video made by some needy person who hasn't grown up yet. The person does it for attention from the YouTuber and others or they do it because they are just plain stupid. Normally it is both.
"OH MY GOSH! Am I the ONLY ONE who hasn't seen this video yet ? (view count: 1,744) WHERE'S MY NOTIFICATION SQUAD?!!?!1!1/!1"

"I'm needy and want attention, so I think I will spam the comments section. NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD !"
Notification Squad by Catrix January 27, 2017

notification hangover 

When you turn on the phone and it starts throwing up tons of notifications.
Me: Let me just turn on my phone in class... no one will ever know
*turns on phone*
*phone starts having notification hangover*
*phone makes loud noises*
Me: shit.

notification zone

When you read a message from the notification center but don't reply to it. You're not technically 'seen-ing' the person but notification zoning them.
Ugh, another message from Ashley. I'll just notification zone her.
notification zone by zxn December 16, 2018

Negrification 

The process of societal degradation as manifested by the exaltation of all things relating to negro "culture". White persons opposing this phenomenon and it's effects upon their cultures/nations are to be quickly smeared as "racists" and ostracized from polite society.
"One negro moves in the neighborhood, smiles like he's going to be a GOOD neighbor. Then two, three move in and by the time the "'Hood" reaches 30% non-White the smiles disappear, the grass doesn't get mowed, the bass thumps appear from passing cars and the neighborhood "strangely" becomes a textbook example of Negrification;

Otherwise intelligent young White men dressing/talking/acting like "gangsta" thugs;

The importation of incredibly stupid "sayings" into the English vernacular, like "bootylicious", "gangsta" or "boo-yah".
Negrification by Alex O'Berra January 11, 2009

Nontification 

1.) An app notification that is of zero importance or interest to the app user.

2.) An app notification that serves no actual purpose.
Owen: My phone buzzed, but it was just another complete nontification saying 'Kate added to their story for the first time in a while'.

Grace: Oh God, I hate nontifications!