Nerdbonics 

All internet users who type using ebonics.

This new video card is off the shizzle.

Nerdbonics by Butch October 13, 2004

nerdbonics 

The official language of gamers who have taken the shortening of words and the use of symbols / numbers to replace letters to idiotic heights.

Bl@ck_@$$@$$1N - OMG u ju5t g0t pnd by a n00b!!!1

nerdbonics by psilo December 21, 2004

nerdbonics 

More than just lame nerd speak (which would correctly be nerdonics). Nerdbonics is used for gangster internet nerds, thereby necessitating the extra "b". One can never self-identify as a gangster internet nerd. An individual can only gain the use of the extra "b" through repeatedly using lame internet based portmanteaus, having a google reader following of at least 15, or possibly actually taking the time to accurately define nerdbonics in urban dictionary.

In Google Wave conversation:

Padraic: "I have so many followers on google reader. The internet is much better then the meatspace. I bet you have a filthy memory hole."

Witty commentator: "Nerdbonics.. holla!"

nerdbonics by MastaBlastaRasta November 26, 2009

netbonics 

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"

Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")

netbonics by Icky Thump December 15, 2008

Neckbonics 

The language of red necks.

Q: What did he say?
A: I'm not sure, he was speaking neckbonics

Neckbonics by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005