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nerdburglar 

1)A reference to someone who is both a nerd and a turdburglar
2)A nerdy person who is annoying
3)A nerdy person who has sex in the anus, thus having direct access to turds (sometimes stealing them)
Grant is such a nerdburglar.
nerdburglar by Gfactor34 February 7, 2006

nerdburger 

1) Two or more nerds in a group... Or sandwich
2) A very big nerd
Lynette, you are such a nerdburger!!
nerdburger by Madcowjemz November 15, 2007

nerdmergency 

An emergency requiring the immediate attention of some nerd who leaves his home computer running for remote desktop purposes when it is most critical.

Otherwise known as "pulling a Luna"
"We have huge nerdmergency! Can you test the website from an outside IP address to see if there are any problems we can't see from here?"
nerdmergency by csmicfool January 30, 2008

Nordberg 

Similar to the Arnold Palmer, a Nordberg is a beverage of half orange juice, half Squirt, served over ice.
It's 3 o'clock somewhere - and that means it's Nordberg time.
Nordberg by androidtopp January 22, 2010

nerdmergency 

A crisis unique to members of the social subset known as "nerds," related to or stemming from their particular lifestyle, tastes, or emotional needs.
A bully has broken my glasses and I'm all out of white surgical tape to repair them. This is a total nerdmergency.
nerdmergency by ZX3 May 7, 2011

Rose Nordberg-ed 

To “look” at someone like you want to literally kill them. To criminalize eye contact.
Dude, she said that you Rose Nordberg-ed her. What? I was just ejaculating to her buxom.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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