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nerdburglar 

1)A reference to someone who is both a nerd and a turdburglar
2)A nerdy person who is annoying
3)A nerdy person who has sex in the anus, thus having direct access to turds (sometimes stealing them)
Grant is such a nerdburglar.
nerdburglar by Gfactor34 February 7, 2006

nerdburger 

1) Two or more nerds in a group... Or sandwich
2) A very big nerd
Lynette, you are such a nerdburger!!
nerdburger by Madcowjemz November 15, 2007

nerdmergency 

An emergency requiring the immediate attention of some nerd who leaves his home computer running for remote desktop purposes when it is most critical.

Otherwise known as "pulling a Luna"
"We have huge nerdmergency! Can you test the website from an outside IP address to see if there are any problems we can't see from here?"
nerdmergency by csmicfool January 30, 2008

Nordberg 

Similar to the Arnold Palmer, a Nordberg is a beverage of half orange juice, half Squirt, served over ice.
It's 3 o'clock somewhere - and that means it's Nordberg time.
Nordberg by androidtopp January 22, 2010

nerdmergency 

A crisis unique to members of the social subset known as "nerds," related to or stemming from their particular lifestyle, tastes, or emotional needs.
A bully has broken my glasses and I'm all out of white surgical tape to repair them. This is a total nerdmergency.
nerdmergency by ZX3 May 7, 2011

Rose Nordberg-ed 

To “look” at someone like you want to literally kill them. To criminalize eye contact.
Dude, she said that you Rose Nordberg-ed her. What? I was just ejaculating to her buxom.