A person born under the umbrella of a successful family-business that never bothered to learn how the rest of the world works until they encounter a life-challenge that their family couldn't shield them from.
Hank: "I always thought that Harlan Brusk was really smart because he got rich selling the best fireworks in this town with that three-finger salute of his."
Clem: "Nah, the only reason he has 3 fingers on his left hand is 'cuz he grabbed onto one of his dad's skyrockets and thought he could fly with it. His dad just kinda sits back and lets him run the business now because he's convinced the rest of the county to love the fireworks. Hell, he bought the governor's seat last time around."
Hank: "Son of a bitch... he's just been another nepotard all along?"
Clem: "Eeeeeeeyup...."
Clem: "Nah, the only reason he has 3 fingers on his left hand is 'cuz he grabbed onto one of his dad's skyrockets and thought he could fly with it. His dad just kinda sits back and lets him run the business now because he's convinced the rest of the county to love the fireworks. Hell, he bought the governor's seat last time around."
Hank: "Son of a bitch... he's just been another nepotard all along?"
Clem: "Eeeeeeeyup...."
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Get the Nepotard mug.An individual born under the umbrella of a successful family0business and therefore never had to learn to navigate common life as a result. When they crash headlong into real conflict that can't be resolved by throwing money at it they spiral hard in a very public way.
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A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.
Traits include a blind support for:
* American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security.
* Republican Presidential Infallability
* Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least).
A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!"
As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.
A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.
Traits include a blind support for:
* American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security.
* Republican Presidential Infallability
* Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least).
A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!"
As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.
George Bush is a neotard, especially given his belief in his own Presidential Infallability and in policies that fail, no matter how stupid or disproved.
Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies.
Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.
Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook").
Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies.
Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.
Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook").
by Avi Bar-Zeev December 9, 2008
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