nephtard

An unbelievably stupid person who just so happens to be your nephew.

My brother told me that one of my nephtards tried to make his Shit box car more aerodynamic by putting expansion foam all over it.

by Sledgeboi September 28, 2022

Nephard

Very polite guy and kindhearted
Also abit shy

Nephard helped the old woman to cross the road.

by Ruizi November 25, 2021

Nepotard

A person born under the umbrella of a successful family-business that never bothered to learn how the rest of the world works until they encounter a life-challenge that their family couldn't shield them from.

Hank: "I always thought that Harlan Brusk was really smart because he got rich selling the best fireworks in this town with that three-finger salute of his."

Clem: "Nah, the only reason he has 3 fingers on his left hand is 'cuz he grabbed onto one of his dad's skyrockets and thought he could fly with it. His dad just kinda sits back and lets him run the business now because he's convinced the rest of the county to love the fireworks. Hell, he bought the governor's seat last time around."

Hank: "Son of a bitch... he's just been another nepotard all along?"

Clem: "Eeeeeeeyup...."

by TechnoShamanInflux April 8, 2025

Nepotard

An individual born under the umbrella of a successful family0business and therefore never had to learn to navigate common life as a result. When they crash headlong into real conflict that can't be resolved by throwing money at it they spiral hard in a very public way.

For better or for worse, Elon Musk is the most famous nepotard in the history of the world.

by TechnoShamanInflux April 8, 2025