A person born under the umbrella of a successful family-business that never bothered to learn how the rest of the world works until they encounter a life-challenge that their family couldn't shield them from.
Hank: "I always thought that Harlan Brusk was really smart because he got rich selling the best fireworks in this town with that three-finger salute of his."
Clem: "Nah, the only reason he has 3 fingers on his left hand is 'cuz he grabbed onto one of his dad's skyrockets and thought he could fly with it. His dad just kinda sits back and lets him run the business now because he's convinced the rest of the county to love the fireworks. Hell, he bought the governor's seat last time around."
Hank: "Son of a bitch... he's just been another nepotard all along?"
Clem: "Eeeeeeeyup...."
Clem: "Nah, the only reason he has 3 fingers on his left hand is 'cuz he grabbed onto one of his dad's skyrockets and thought he could fly with it. His dad just kinda sits back and lets him run the business now because he's convinced the rest of the county to love the fireworks. Hell, he bought the governor's seat last time around."
Hank: "Son of a bitch... he's just been another nepotard all along?"
Clem: "Eeeeeeeyup...."
by TechnoShamanInflux April 08, 2025
When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018
An individual born under the umbrella of a successful family0business and therefore never had to learn to navigate common life as a result. When they crash headlong into real conflict that can't be resolved by throwing money at it they spiral hard in a very public way.
by TechnoShamanInflux April 08, 2025