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The description of a person who claims a distinctly scientific perspective which prevents them from having to answer difficult questions about controversial social problems. A person that refuses argument that is not considered amenable to objective or scientific methods of analysis. Word refers to a character Neo played by Keanu Reeves in the popular and over played film from the late 1990s, The Matrix.
"Stephen says race doesn't exist because he's a scientist. I guess it's because doesn't see binary, just ones and zeros. What a Neoist"
Neoist by Jexiiii January 29, 2009
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The description of a person who claims a distinctly scientific perspective which prevents them from having to answer difficult questions about controversial social problems. A person that refuses argument that is not considered amenable to objective or scientific methods of analysis. Word refers to a character from the popular film from the late 90s, The Matrix.
"Stephen says race doesn't exist because he's a scientist. I guess it's because doesn't see binary, just ones and zeros. What a Neoist"
Neoist by Jexiii January 29, 2009
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Neoist • Noist • neolistic • nexist • noisture • noisty • Naoist • Neist • neistat • Neistating

Nexistensialism 

Nexistentialism is a term applied to the work of two 21th-century urban non-philosophers from San Diego

CA. who, despite profound doctrinal differences, generally held that the focus of philosophical thought

should be to deal with the conditions of a continuos existence, the existence NEXT to the existence of the
individual person and their emotions, actions, responsibilities, and thoughts.
The individual is solely responsible for giving his or her own life meaning and for living that life
passionately and sincerely, in spite of many existential obstacles and distractions implied in the continuos
existence, which is the "Next Existence", including despair angst, absurdity, alienation and boredom.

How one achieves and what constitutes a fulfilling life, what obstacles must be overcome, and what

external and internal factors are involved, including the potential consequences of the existence or

non-existence of the "Next Existence".

Nexistentialism will become fashionable in the next years as a way to reassert the importance of

human individuality and freedom.
He is a Nexter, always planning for the next, he is in the Nexistensialism trend.
Nexistensialism by Luca Ferrat September 4, 2010

Nemistress 

This word is a portmanteau combining the words Enemy and Mistress. A failed attempt with a girl you are trying to date and must avoid at all cost due to awkwardness and humiliation.
Gail is now Jake's nemistress.
Nemistress by Brentheren September 30, 2014

Noisturbating 

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.
Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010
Fully committed artist on a whole other level. A Neistat, pronounced Nice-tat, is the hardest working/bravest guy in the room. Moreover, a Neistat is too busy for insecurities, enjoys life, and kick ass.
- I just love laying on my bed and watch Netflix.
- Dude, free time is the enemy of progress! Get outside and see the world!
- Damn you're such a Neistat. I will. Thank you. Much respect.
neistat by Neistat January 15, 2016

casey neistat 

A great YouTube vlogger and filmaker. Deserves more subs than that Roman Atwood clickbait trash.
Did you see the new Casey Neistat vlog yet?
casey neistat by riddleness88 May 15, 2016
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