Nexistensialism 

Nexistentialism is a term applied to the work of two 21th-century urban non-philosophers from San Diego

CA. who, despite profound doctrinal differences, generally held that the focus of philosophical thought

should be to deal with the conditions of a continuos existence, the existence NEXT to the existence of the
individual person and their emotions, actions, responsibilities, and thoughts.
The individual is solely responsible for giving his or her own life meaning and for living that life
passionately and sincerely, in spite of many existential obstacles and distractions implied in the continuos
existence, which is the "Next Existence", including despair angst, absurdity, alienation and boredom.

How one achieves and what constitutes a fulfilling life, what obstacles must be overcome, and what

external and internal factors are involved, including the potential consequences of the existence or

non-existence of the "Next Existence".

Nexistentialism will become fashionable in the next years as a way to reassert the importance of

human individuality and freedom.

He is a Nexter, always planning for the next, he is in the Nexistensialism trend.

Nexistensialism by Luca Ferrat September 4, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012