Nemistress

This word is a portmanteau combining the words Enemy and Mistress. A failed attempt with a girl you are trying to date and must avoid at all cost due to awkwardness and humiliation.

Gail is now Jake's nemistress.

by Brentheren September 30, 2014

Memistress

A lady, who you sharing memes with, particularly ones that you can't share with your wife. Not to be confused with memestress, although it's usually overlaps.

- Bro, you have convo with that girl for hours, are you having an affair?

- Nah, man, she just have really dark sense of humor. She is just my memistress.

by innocent_0ne November 14, 2021