Nemistress
This word is a portmanteau combining the words Enemy and Mistress. A failed attempt with a girl you are trying to date and must avoid at all cost due to awkwardness and humiliation.
Nemistress by Brentheren September 30, 2014
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Memistress
A lady, who you sharing memes with, particularly ones that you can't share with your wife. Not to be confused with memestress, although it's usually overlaps.
- Bro, you have convo with that girl for hours, are you having an affair?
- Nah, man, she just have really dark sense of humor. She is just my memistress.
- Nah, man, she just have really dark sense of humor. She is just my memistress.
Memistress by innocent_0ne November 14, 2021
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