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(Guy 1) check that chick out, I bet she would be moist
(Guy 2) nah man, she's noist
(Guy 1) whaaa?
(Guy 2) she would be nice and moist. Noist
Noist by Batman3 June 6, 2013
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not moist, as in cosistency or texture of the body.
I got out of the shower and told J-LG she was noist, unlike myself.
Noist by DCL April 12, 2007
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Basically someone who is moist and wet from bodily fluids, even though they haven’t had a shower in a while.
“Hey Paul, did you see that guy passing us yesterday? He was definitely noist by the looks of him”

“I haven’t had a shower in days, yet, I am still moist. So you could call me noist.”
Noist by Mr.Strider February 17, 2026
Nice and moist. Pleasantly moist.
The potatoes are noist today.
NOIST by DOUGIELOVES April 6, 2026

Noise Bro 

Those who partake in the mostly male dominant "underground / DIY" scene of noise music. A common thread found amongst the scene - the gang-mentality of standing in circles that are mostly composed of socially deprived men whom talk shop about crappy fx pedals, old synths, B-movie horror, which local corner store is selling the cheapest six pack of Hamm's, and the next "piece" they're working on the will be named after a violence being done to female anatomy.
"yo Noise Bro, did you grip that new Abortion Milkshake cassette on Load Records? No man, I spent my only five bones on that Whore Holocaust LP just put out on Hanson...
Noise Bro by Mi_Cul_Ma_Lee_Toe August 20, 2014

shneebly noise 

A moan.
"Yo I just made a Shneebly noise"

"Yo that Shneebly noise you just made made me wet"
shneebly noise by Bedudd January 1, 2016
A sexual partner that is very vocal and their volume increases making them louder the more aroused and stimulated they get.
The horny couple were at a party and found a place to hide so they could have a quick fuck but because one of them was a noisetoy everyone soon knew the lover's secret.
noisetoy by jpg3 October 13, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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