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neowinian 

A member of the neowin.net community.
I am a Neowinian, you will ph33r meh, because I am teh own joo. Sure you might get laid, but I will hax0r jo0!
neowinian by Craig July 3, 2004
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neowinian 

dumping ground for Chode to promote the video game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
Chode made a post on Neowin about S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
neowinian by Pseudonym December 28, 2004

neowinian 

A term used to describe rich, white boys who gather to whine about their pathetic problems at Neowin.

Rednecks are also usually common, as well as the shunned warez monkeys.
Huezo: OMG guys, some jerks dented my eyeeePod. Even though I already have 2 more, I'm still gonna ring up Apple and pay $279 for a new case. I'm so ruined :(

cwalker: LOLz, you guys can't believe what I just did. I ripped off my father by a couple hundred dollars by selling him a FX-53. All he wanted was a faster computer and all he needed was to get rid of that spyware crap. hehe, now I'm one step closer to my car and now I'm bragging about it to a forum
I'm so evil...hehe
neowinian by Anonymous Coward April 13, 2005

neowinian 

A member or subscriber of the coolest tech community in hell - www.neowin.net
insanekiwi teh l33t.
Chode teh n3rd.
n00bie teh helpness.
Radish teh dOOd.
Daniel teh g0d.
neowinian by NeoG00 April 11, 2005

neowinian 

someone who ikes to learn about how stupid and ignorant people are
I'm a loser who has no life who enjoys bithcing about stuff who nobody cares about but im stupid and ignorant so i dont care!

l337 h4x012

omfg u noob! u posted something that has already been posted 2 months ago!! I'm reporting you to a mod!!

neogeoman 

The sexxiest cannuck this side of Sendai, Japan
Fuck, neogeoman totally p1mped that dev hardware like a fucking masta'
neogeoman by Chuck Whitby June 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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