Neo's Cat 

Observational hypothesis used to determine whether the reality humans experience is actual or artificially generated. If artificially generated, the hypothesis predicts the discovery of a glitch in the form of a digital process or isolated physical event that uncharacteristically repeats itself almost verbatim. If artificially generated, this hypothesis predicts the discovery of a glitch in the form of a digital process or isolated physical event that uncharacteristically repeats itself almost verbatim.

“Did you see that? I swear to God it’s Neo's Cat all over again. Tell the programmer I want out!”

Neo's Cat by Nano Hunter October 7, 2009

Neo-Shitpost 

A form of shitposting where the main premise is philosophical intelligence, or intellectual discussion. Under these guises, the neo-shitpost attempts to create an image of surreal or ironic investment in an otherwise asinine topic. It may or may not build up tension to a point of vividly engaging the reader, and then flip back into a regular shitpost or meme.

"I posted a neo-shitpost last night about how weebs are unfairly treated in western culture due to reciprocation of their consumption, ie spouting occasional Japanese phrases un-ironically and such, compared to western media consumers who may quote their favorite lines from movies and receive no negative attention, and even praise for timing such a line with the current situation faced. An example of this would be talking about the Force from Star Wars."
~ Closet Weaboo attempting to justify his actions

Neo-Shitpost by Mozzarellah January 25, 2017

neo sapien

A highly intelligent race evolved from HOMO sapiens, a brutish, animalistic race known for killing each other physically, mentally, and spiritually for things that only have perceived value like clothes, money and the like while depriving themselves of things they actually need like clean air, clean land, clean water, and generally a working biosphere. In the Neo Sapien society racism doesn't exist and they have advanced technology and zero unemployment since their world is not based on mindless consumption, and manufacturing goods that were designed to be obsolete, everyone uses their creative abilities to make the system better instead of make it stagnate with mindless jobs. Productivity is higher than that of Homo sapiens since there are no costs and wages which solves Dunckers Candle problem since everybody is motivated to try their best not to make the most money. Because money does not exist, neo sapiens do not experience homelessness and poverty and the psychological issues that come along with it. Religion is non existent since any supernatural being Neo sapiens look down on homo sapiens

(neo sapien enters Homo sapien Museum)

Homo sapien1: Check out this (blood)diamond studded (insert brand here) bag
Homo Sapien2: I'M SO JEALOUS. SELFIE

Neo Sapien:'facepalm' thankfully their extinct.

neo sapien by sdfv May 27, 2014

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic

Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007

neo sexism 

A more subtle form of sexism based on the beliefs that women have already achieved equality, and that women who say otherwise are whining or trying to gain unfair advantage.

Can women vote? Yes. Then why do they still complain about being treated unequally?

Are you displaying neo sexism? Yes. Then why do people ever listen to you?

neo sexism by twocacti September 15, 2010

NEO Scavenger 

You will play as Philip "Mutha-fuckin" Kindred okay. As the game starts, you have an option to pick traits that cost some points and flaws... uhhh the opposite.

After customizing Mutha-fuckin, he woke up in a laboratory or facility or basement or ahhh shit... FUCK MY VOCABULARY OR GRAMMMAR whatever you called it. He encounters a furry and it seems feaning for that ass...sets! Mutha-fuckin has choices either (with the traits he had with him) to lock up that furry, repel that furry, feed that furry, run away from the furry, beat the shit out of that furry.

After that encounter, Mutha-fuckin got outside to see the world has been fucked up for some reason and decided to head north. Soon he discovered a place called Zom-Zom's where people obviously gather. Before stepping in, he encounters a thug called Bad Mutha and he said; "Hand over your meat, boy! Know what I'm sayin'?"

But Mutha-fuckin right here who didn't accepted his advances replied with; "The only one who does the fuckin here is me!" As he charges, Bad Mutha reveals his .308 rifle and made a swiss cheese out on Mutha-fuckin's head. (I swear this should be longer but I got lazy)

THE END

Too long didn't read: You beat up hobos and you die with lots of reason

It is best played with the NEO Scavenger Extendend mod or Mini Mighty of Doom although I don't heard any news for updates

NEO Scavenger by Nifelime September 19, 2023

neo-scene

1.Scenesters who prowl the Boards on Neopets. They typically display these characteristics:

1. They only use the default avatar on the boards, along with a fluorescent signature.
2. Usually rant about TNT freezing their previous accounts because they posted a hundred pictures of themselves.
3. Think they have a grasp on intellectual topics and decide to shove it down other's throats.
4. Jeffery Star is an idol.

The neo-scene is lamer than the site itself.

neo-scene by 37153 July 21, 2007