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A Neese is the most incredibly beautiful, charming, talented and wonderful woman in the entire universe. No other woman compares to a Neese. Often when a Neese is standing near another woman she makes them look like a swine or other pig-like animal by comparison. She has a perfect body, shiny brown hair and endlessly beautiful brown eyes which sparkle like diamonds. To be with her is like floating on a fluffy white cloud of absolute bliss. Her voice is like sweet music. Her smile is the single greatest gift you could ever be given.
by Smiten October 20, 2011
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