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Neeleying 

Neeleying is the act of taking sloppy joe meat and covering not only yourself but your partner as well in the meat. After this has been completed, you then take a pack of buns and place then on your partner. After this has been done, you take a handful of sloppy joe meat and put in the woman's vagina. If your partner is a man, you place the meat in his anus. You then have sex with your partner using the sloppy joe meat as lube.
Person 1- "Hey, how was Trina last night?"
Person 2- "Great, We were neeleying for almost 2 hours!"
Neeleying by Joe Jam February 6, 2015
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Neeering 

The common term used for a person (preferbly a young boy of 16) to act as if his hand is a plane and crash it into other mens genital area causing qute the uncomfortable sensation.
Errrrin neeered me before school while I was holding a pop and sausage mcmuffin.
Neeering by Nick May 13, 2004
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Nellying 

Assuming the worst out of a future situation or event before it happens.
You’re nellying me by always reminding me to be careful when I go snowmobiling because ‘it’s dangerous’. A lot of things are dangerous. Taking no chances in life and not having fun is dangerous too.
Nellying by DakotaFlurry January 7, 2019

whoa nellying 

when u jerkoff ur penis to a sexual image that u saw,a porno,or something that sexually stimulates u
he was peeking at suzy take her bra off and began whoa nellying
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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