Nedophile 

A rabid supporter of Ned Lamont in the 2006 Connecticut Senate Race.

The Nedophiles have waged a major media campaign to discredit Senator Joe Lieberman.

Nedophile by Quaoar November 4, 2006

Nedophile 

Someone who is turned on by guilt tripping someone else.

Nedophile: I just wish you loved me enough to do kissing with me
Girl: What? Of course I love you don't say that.
Nedophile: *shudders sexually*
Girl: Ew, are you a Nedophile or something? Gross.

Nedophile by Crushypo June 22, 2016

pedophilesexual 

not fucking real

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual

pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.

Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland, particularly at night; going camping in woodland could probably be considered to be the equivalent of sex, possibly this is what John Denver meant when he wrote Annie’s Song. It does, however, make you wonder what woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces, would equate to.

No Malcolm, people who practise Nemophilia should not be arrested and jailed.

Nemophilia by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016

nemophilist 

1. One who is fond of forests or forest scenery.
2. A haunter of the woods

She goes to the forest everyday, because she loves it. She's a nemophilist

She ran away from her home and ran into the woods. She's a nemophilist

nemophilist by RoseThorn_ April 10, 2017

Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010