Nemophile 

One who loves woodland areas and groves. Specifically related to Nemophilia as a type of flower preferring said environments.

All these fucking disaffected, nemophile hipsters with their antler shirts and their aspen tree wallpapers and their pseudo-outdoorsman shit are starting to piss me the fuck off.

Nemophile by Dylan McDermott July 22, 2014

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland, particularly at night; going camping in woodland could probably be considered to be the equivalent of sex, possibly this is what John Denver meant when he wrote Annie’s Song. It does, however, make you wonder what woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces, would equate to.

No Malcolm, people who practise Nemophilia should not be arrested and jailed.

Nemophilia by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016

nemophilist 

1. One who is fond of forests or forest scenery.
2. A haunter of the woods

She goes to the forest everyday, because she loves it. She's a nemophilist

She ran away from her home and ran into the woods. She's a nemophilist

nemophilist by RoseThorn_ April 10, 2017

netophile 

netophile-(net-uh-fahyl) one who is overly obsessed or has an unhealthy addiction or attraction to the internet,noun. (Origin)from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the greek word -phile- to have a strong affinity or attraction.

Your mama is such a netophile, she has seen more profiles than a booking officer.

My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.

Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!

netophile by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

Nepiophile

Yet another rebrand of pedophilia; yet apparently is supposed to mean attraction to toddlers and infants.

Sane Person: Pedophiles don't deserve sympathy.
Pedophile: I'm a nepiophile! There's a difference!
Sane Person: <Google's it> That is sick. Get some help!

Nepiophile by Nikolai5 October 11, 2019

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland; woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces could, therefore, be considered the equivalent of sex.

Malcolm is such a wanker he thought nemophilia was having sex with a cartoon fish.

Nemophilia by Croatalin December 31, 2013

Nekophilia 

A fetish in which a person likes Nekos (A person possessing cat like qualities such as cat ears/tail)

His love of cats made him realize he is into nekophilia.

Nekophilia by Pixel Studios October 1, 2016