Nedland

Cocky freshman who thinks he is the shit and is usually white. really white. and pink.

While he may be very smart, he is way too obnoxious about it. He also has no friends.

Person 1: Did you see that Nedland?

Person 2: Yeah he thinks he's so good at everything.

Nedland: I have like a 97% in all of my classes and i got a 34 on my ACT. AND IM ONLY A FRESHMAN.

by The Cyberbully101 December 14, 2010

Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.

Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009

Newlands

To describe a girl, whom is either crazy or seems to get enraged at here partner for no reason.

last night the wife was being so newlands

by Steveyg January 13, 2009

Nerlande

Nerlande is this sweet nice small person, but dont let their sweet looks fool you for an innocent person, they can be aggressive and very freaky, and can give you the hardest boners without even trying

Omg shes so nice and sweet, but she might be a Nerlande

by vncesuperman October 16, 2021

mia netland

Mia Netland is a very funny girl. She is very sassy and smart and sometimes salty. Everybody wants to be friends with Mia Netland.

Mia Netland you're the smartest girl in class, you're super funny and amazing to hang out with.

by Netland April 8, 2017

Newlands

A girl/woman/female who loses her temper and/or gets enraged at her partner for no apparent reason. She will often, out of nowhere, get incredibly angry at her partner for reasons that defy all forms of human logic and understanding.

"You see that girl. She's a proper Newlands. I saw her the other day explode at her boyfriend and all he did was buy her flowers."

"Sorry man, I can't come out to night. the GF is being a real Newlands"

by C2Theris February 19, 2009

neilandas

A lithuanian man child who is a pedophile and who likes to destroy childrens rectums.
They can also have asian looking eyes in rare cases

Peter "Bro I just saw a neilandas"
Bob "Did you hide your children?"

by Pump daddy mind April 28, 2022