When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.

Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

Newlands Neck Tie by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009

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Newlands

To describe a girl, whom is either crazy or seems to get enraged at here partner for no reason.

last night the wife was being so newlands

Newlands by Steveyg January 13, 2009

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Nerlande

Nerlande is this sweet nice small person, but dont let their sweet looks fool you for an innocent person, they can be aggressive and very freaky, and can give you the hardest boners without even trying

Omg shes so nice and sweet, but she might be a Nerlande

Nerlande by vncesuperman October 16, 2021

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mia netland

Mia Netland is a very funny girl. She is very sassy and smart and sometimes salty. Everybody wants to be friends with Mia Netland.

Mia Netland you're the smartest girl in class, you're super funny and amazing to hang out with.

mia netland by Netland April 8, 2017

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