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Das Internet ist für uns alle Neuland.
Neuland by DavidKiller69 October 13, 2020
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"The Internet is neuland for all of us" german Cancelor Merkel said at a press conference with Barack Obama in 2013. The hashtag #neuland quickly became the most discussed term on Twitter.
The Internet is neuland for all of us
Neuland by macbroadcast August 9, 2018

Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

Newlands 

To describe a girl, whom is either crazy or seems to get enraged at here partner for no reason.
last night the wife was being so newlands
Newlands by Steveyg January 13, 2009

Nerlande 

Nerlande is this sweet nice small person, but dont let their sweet looks fool you for an innocent person, they can be aggressive and very freaky, and can give you the hardest boners without even trying
Omg shes so nice and sweet, but she might be a Nerlande
Nerlande by vncesuperman October 16, 2021

mia netland 

Mia Netland is a very funny girl. She is very sassy and smart and sometimes salty. Everybody wants to be friends with Mia Netland.
Mia Netland you're the smartest girl in class, you're super funny and amazing to hang out with.
mia netland by Netland April 8, 2017
Cocky freshman who thinks he is the shit and is usually white. really white. and pink.

While he may be very smart, he is way too obnoxious about it. He also has no friends.
Person 1: Did you see that Nedland?

Person 2: Yeah he thinks he's so good at everything.

Nedland: I have like a 97% in all of my classes and i got a 34 on my ACT. AND IM ONLY A FRESHMAN.
Nedland by The Cyberbully101 December 14, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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