2 definitions by The Mayor of Newlands
When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009
This act is when you stand behind someone who is sitting while cupping your testicles. As you move along side this sitting person you say "Eric" and drop your testicles and say "Verdonk" as they make contact with the shoulder of the sitting person.
This was a well known party trick of the late New Zealand Olympian Eric Verdonk, and is classed as a formal greeting in New Zealand, often referred to as the "white man's Hongi"
This was a well known party trick of the late New Zealand Olympian Eric Verdonk, and is classed as a formal greeting in New Zealand, often referred to as the "white man's Hongi"
by The Mayor of Newlands November 29, 2021