Newlands
last night the wife was being so newlands
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Newlands
A girl/woman/female who loses her temper and/or gets enraged at her partner for no apparent reason. She will often, out of nowhere, get incredibly angry at her partner for reasons that defy all forms of human logic and understanding.
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Newlands
best town in the UDU server istg
Members:
Prevyus
grandpa
ben huh (dad)
Ktaei
me
Rosie
_
sotain
11Xo
bunu
grace
gab gabs
noob
epike
(etc.)
Home of me
Best town
RIP Piss dog
Literally balls
Members:
Prevyus
grandpa
ben huh (dad)
Ktaei
me
Rosie
_
sotain
11Xo
bunu
grace
gab gabs
noob
epike
(etc.)
Home of me
Best town
RIP Piss dog
Literally balls
New Player: damn i heard of an amazing town but i forgor the name istg
previous: istg ur talking about Newlands
New player: yeah, can i join, im not that good at building tho ]
previous: you big colossal dingus absolutely not get out of me face
Rosie: Shutcho bichassup
previous: istg ur talking about Newlands
New player: yeah, can i join, im not that good at building tho ]
previous: you big colossal dingus absolutely not get out of me face
Rosie: Shutcho bichassup
Newlands by AwesomeZ_360 October 21, 2021
Newlands Neck Tie
When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
Newlands Neck Tie by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009
Newlander
1. A person who is automatically cool , Intelligent and Interesting .
2. A student of Beacon house Newlands.
3. A person with respect and courage.
2. A student of Beacon house Newlands.
3. A person with respect and courage.
Newlander by Bestpersonever_007 January 17, 2014
newland
When a chick takes a drink out of your glass right after giving some douchebag a blow job and leaving a cum ring around the lip of it.
newland by richardhead13 April 22, 2010
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