neilandas

A lithuanian man child who is a pedophile and who likes to destroy childrens rectums.
They can also have asian looking eyes in rare cases

Peter "Bro I just saw a neilandas"
Bob "Did you hide your children?"

by Pump daddy mind April 28, 2022

Newlands Neck Tie

When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.

Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."

by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009

Newlands

To describe a girl, whom is either crazy or seems to get enraged at here partner for no reason.

last night the wife was being so newlands

by Steveyg January 13, 2009

Newlands

A girl/woman/female who loses her temper and/or gets enraged at her partner for no apparent reason. She will often, out of nowhere, get incredibly angry at her partner for reasons that defy all forms of human logic and understanding.

"You see that girl. She's a proper Newlands. I saw her the other day explode at her boyfriend and all he did was buy her flowers."

"Sorry man, I can't come out to night. the GF is being a real Newlands"

by C2Theris February 19, 2009

neimantas

A pansexual midget that kinda looks like naruto.

He likes frying pans he’s such a neimantas

by Super rainbow saiyan May 1, 2018

Newlands

best town in the UDU server istg

Members:

Prevyus
grandpa
ben huh (dad)

Ktaei
me
Rosie
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sotain
11Xo
bunu
grace
gab gabs
noob
epike
(etc.)

Home of me
Best town
RIP Piss dog
Literally balls

New Player: damn i heard of an amazing town but i forgor the name istg

previous: istg ur talking about Newlands

New player: yeah, can i join, im not that good at building tho
previous: you big colossal dingus absolutely not get out of me face

Rosie: Shutcho bichassup

by AwesomeZ_360 October 21, 2021