TangClock's definitions

no doot aboot it

A phrase replacing "no doubt about it" used when mocking Canadians. This phrase ironically is used mostly by Canadians mocking the stereotype. This is perhaps the reason why Canadians are mocked; creating a vicious cycle.

Bob: "That there snow sure is high, eh?"
Doug: "No doot aboot it, by. Soon there'll be too much to go ice fishing and seal clubbing, eh?"

by TangClock July 6, 2009

Facebook Foe

One who adds you as a friend on Facebook, but is not really your companion. This person does not require to be an enemy. An unknown stranger, or someone you have never met who adds you can also fall under this category.

+ You have a friend request.
*Facebook Foe's Name Here*
You have X friends in common.
Add to list...

Confirm Ignore Send Message

*Thought in head (or possibly even aloud)* - "Who does this Facebook foe fuckface think he is?"

by TangClock April 7, 2009

Sand Necktie

When someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. And old technique said to be used by pirates.

"Yarr! When we reach land, your getting a sand necktie! Yarr!"

by TangClock May 17, 2009

Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.

Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Snaker

Somebody who cuts in front of your line while snowboarding/skateboarding/etc. The biggest asshole in the world.

While riding up to the second table, Jimmy is cut off by the slowest skier in the world, who's idea for fun is to ride off the lip of table tops and land several milliseconds later, only to fall several feet from the knuckle and slow down the entire group which are waiting to hit it. He is displeased so he catches up to the skiing fag, pushes him over, and screams
"Fuck you! You little snaker twat!"

by TangClock February 23, 2009

Nugget

Slang term for the human head.

Cody - "Jordan's dad has the biggest nugget in town!"

by TangClock February 25, 2009

Winter White

The original skin pigment of Caucasians. In the winter in cold areas of the world, it is required to bundle up in clothing to keep warm and are further away from the sun all season, thus less tanning. After prolonged periods of time away from the sun's rays, the skin returns to it's original color; Winter White.

Person 1: "Wow! Your tan is so even! How do you do it?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? I haven't been tanning. It's February! This is my winter white."

by TangClock July 26, 2009