Narwhal'd 

When a girl is being fucked with a dildo by someone who forces it in with all their might and weight and pushes it in as far as it will go and then twists the dildo right to left until the girl squirts so hard that it pushes the dildo out of her sometimes causing injuries to the dildoer!!

Yo dude, did u hear about Derrick? He totally narwhal'd Stephanie and got flipped and broke his neck in the process, they say he might not make it.

After Stephanie was Narwhal'd she turned into a nympho and you can't get her off now unless she gets Narwhal'd!

Narwhal'd by KillCashAsh August 7, 2025

Narwhal Dave 

Some Youtuber , who thinks he's everything and has a thing for Racheland Hannah at the same time, but he won't get either cause he takes it up the shitter

Narwhal Dave

Narwhal Dave by Big Boi ND September 7, 2013

Narwhal Day 

International holiday on March 23rd to appreciate the unique friends in your life that bring joy, much like Narwhals, the unicorn of the sea.

Did you get Monica that cup for Narwhal Day?

Yep, sure did.

Narwhal Day by Cocoa4tu May 7, 2017

Narwhal Appreciation Day 

April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.

Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"

Narwhal Appreciation Day by HollyHeywood November 2, 2011

dirty narwhal 

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.

After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.

dirty narwhal by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 1, 2017

When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

When does the narwhal bacon? by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011

Dutch Narwhal 

A Dutch Narwhal is when you swim with a shit hanging out your ass

Tom:Swimming Was Horrible
Matt:Why?
Tom:I Had A Dutch Narwhal

Dutch Narwhal by wizardthelizardbro August 28, 2013