Napbation

When you masturbate before and after a nap.

Johnny masturbated, then took a nap, awoke and decided to masturbate again. Johnny just discovered Napbation!

by Paul Knightf October 16, 2009

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Naycation

A summer spent without a vacation. Naycations have become increasingly popular since the 2000s, due to the economic recession. Naycations are usually confused with staycations, but they are different due to with staycations one usually just does things in their own town, and during naycations you just stay inside your home.

Comes from 'nay' meaning no, and 'cation' as in va'cation', thus: Naycation.

Person 1: Hey! Where are you going this summer?
Person 2: My mom says money's tight right now, so we're just gonna have a naycation.
Person 1: Aw, man. That sucks! Me and the fam are going to Paris.

by Lee Anna Marks June 14, 2009

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nakation

v. to take a clothing optional vacation, esp. away from home for pleasure and recreation.

n. the part of your vacation you’ll brag to friends about.

(rhymes with vacation) Na*ka*tion

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For Spring Break this year we are going on a Nakation.

by DSeanK February 18, 2008

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napcation

A vacation that is primarily comprised of taking naps.

Staying awake at work after my napcation is quite the challenge.

by squeep December 30, 2013

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Neobation

The act of masturbating with neosporin, to heal or reconcile any open sores located on your naughty-bits; including but not limited to- foreskin, shaft, head, lips, labial region, inner-walls, urethra, or nut sack.

Although his penis was in shambles, Timmy found the act of neobation both stimulating and therapeutic.

by Bruise Johnson December 4, 2009

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