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Naked Women 

An 8 year old who felt like being naughty and snuck upstairs in their mom's room and went on their laptop to search 'Naked Women' which as he grew older had a porn addiction which led to his divorce with his wife leading his life to drugs and alcohol who soon grew an interest into prostitutes when on one occasion the condom broke but before the baby is born the prostitute has as an abortion with the money he have her and leaving him with no money who is now in debt and bankrupt who then died to suicide.
Shit dude I'm scared I just searched 'Naked Women' and im now scared for my life HELP!!!
Naked Women by [N A M E] October 12, 2019

Naked Women 

Naked Women are better then double-dong dildo's & hey! That shit's pretty damn good. :)

Heaven is full of beer and naked women 

A slogan that you sometimes see on a bumper sticker.
Man1: You want a go to heaven man.
Man2: You bet. Heaven is full of beer and naked women.

Women's naked football 

Where women get naked and play football with each other.It is a popular spectator sport of men when ever it is played. The women mainly play it for men. It is most often played byteen women at a secluded hang out for teen men.
lets go watch some women's naked football.

Women's naked basketball 

Where women get naked and play basketball. A game men love to watch. That is with all those tits bouncing up and down. They mostly play it for the men.
Most often played by teen women for teen men at a secluded hang out.
Lets go watch some women's naked basketball.

A naked woman and a bottle of whisky 

The coolist things that you can tell santa you want him to bring you.
Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.

Naked Woman 

1.The objects of fucking.
2.Things that men like to use for pleasure.
Bob likes naked womean because of their boobs.
Iglooman likes naked woman because they have vaginas and are easily used.
George Bush likes naked woman because he doesn't have any.
Naked Woman by screwu October 20, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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