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Naked Women 

An 8 year old who felt like being naughty and snuck upstairs in their mom's room and went on their laptop to search 'Naked Women' which as he grew older had a porn addiction which led to his divorce with his wife leading his life to drugs and alcohol who soon grew an interest into prostitutes when on one occasion the condom broke but before the baby is born the prostitute has as an abortion with the money he have her and leaving him with no money who is now in debt and bankrupt who then died to suicide.
Shit dude I'm scared I just searched 'Naked Women' and im now scared for my life HELP!!!
Naked Women by [N A M E] October 12, 2019

Naked Women 

The best thing in the world.
Naked Women are better then double-dong dildo's & hey! That shit's pretty damn good. :)

Heaven is full of beer and naked women 

A slogan that you sometimes see on a bumper sticker.
Man1: You want a go to heaven man.
Man2: You bet. Heaven is full of beer and naked women.

Women's naked football 

Where women get naked and play football with each other.It is a popular spectator sport of men when ever it is played. The women mainly play it for men. It is most often played byteen women at a secluded hang out for teen men.
lets go watch some women's naked football.

Women's naked basketball 

Where women get naked and play basketball. A game men love to watch. That is with all those tits bouncing up and down. They mostly play it for the men.
Most often played by teen women for teen men at a secluded hang out.
Lets go watch some women's naked basketball.

A naked woman and a bottle of whisky 

The coolist things that you can tell santa you want him to bring you.
Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.

Naked Woman 

1.The objects of fucking.
2.Things that men like to use for pleasure.
Bob likes naked womean because of their boobs.
Iglooman likes naked woman because they have vaginas and are easily used.
George Bush likes naked woman because he doesn't have any.
Naked Woman by screwu October 20, 2007
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briefcake 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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