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A cute girl who is very introverted but funny. Can get mad easy, but love her and she’ll be the happiest girl in the world. Don’t be fooled by her innocent look, she will kill you. She is very picky and will make sure to tell you that are doing things wrong. She is a very clean individual, she will never tell you something is wrong unless you insist in asking, however she will make it obvious if something is wrong. She is a beautiful human and will do everything to make you happy. In conclusion with her more is less and it’s the little details that count for her.
Wow, if I ever get married I want a Nairobi!
Nairobi by Isaixxx July 7, 2019
A beautiful dark skin goddess. Elegant, classy, graceful, sexy, mysterious. Very kind but straightforward
"Oh nairobi, she's sexy and hella exotic"
Nairobi by Ninalyla March 12, 2019
The best place ever

A place with nice girls
I will be going to nairobi soon
nairobi by guerrald December 12, 2008
Nairobi is
A) a place in Kenya
B) a place where hot water and power is a luxury at times
C) a place where you can meet tonnes of people from all over
D) a place with nice, big malls, with shiny insides and floors, and nice restaurants, but you pass children starving on the streets and begging for money every day just to get in to.

E) a place with the capability to be gorgeous
F) Very polluted
G) Somewhere you have to go before you die
" I just got back from Nairobi!

How was it?
Life changing."
Nairobi by snoɯʎuopǝnsd October 1, 2012

Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants
I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland
Nairobi, Kenya by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021

nairobi handshake 

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.
"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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