Someone who keeps putting up names of people as Urban Dictionary definitons, such as Luke, Alex, and Kristenn that aren't famous or are just common names.
User Derpterp9001: Allright, let's see the new definitions that are in store...
Alissa: THE BIGGEST SEX FREAK EVAR! SEX IS HER LANGUAGE! SHE LOOOVES SEX! SHE FUCKS EVERYONE SHE MEETS!!!!1
Example: Bro: I JUST HAD SEX WITH AN ALISSIA!!!1
Virgin: I iz so sad!
Derpterp9001: Who the fuck keeps coming up with this shit? *Sigh* I hate all of these Nameologists!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).