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Failologist 

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.
1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.
Failologist by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

arboreal napologist

one who studies the effects of nap taking in trees
If you want to know about napping in trees, consult an arboreal napologist.

Nanologist 

A person who studies the infinitesimally small. Study of the world on an extremely small level.
One Nanologist, who has studied the changing color of leaves during the fall season, has come up with a way to have car paint do the same thing.
Nanologist by Vincent Jenkins April 28, 2006

Nameologist

Someone who keeps putting up names of people as Urban Dictionary definitons, such as Luke, Alex, and Kristenn that aren't famous or are just common names.
User Derpterp9001: Allright, let's see the new definitions that are in store...

Alissa: THE BIGGEST SEX FREAK EVAR! SEX IS HER LANGUAGE! SHE LOOOVES SEX! SHE FUCKS EVERYONE SHE MEETS!!!!1
Example: Bro: I JUST HAD SEX WITH AN ALISSIA!!!1
Virgin: I iz so sad!

Derpterp9001: Who the fuck keeps coming up with this shit? *Sigh* I hate all of these Nameologists!
Nameologist by DerpTerp9001 January 11, 2015

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026