Nagnitude

An intolerable amount of whining from your partner/spouse that doesn't seem to end

Experienced an Nagnitude amount of bitching from my wife at home today because Starbucks didn't get her order right

Nagnitude by Aillim Laup January 25, 2026

Naptitude 

n. The ability one has to fall asleep in different positions and at various times of the day

Chuck had an uncanny naptitude which allowed him to sleep in the 10 minute gap between classes

Naptitude by teroblacknight May 6, 2009

Fagnitude 

An extreme exhibition of homosexual behavior

Chuck and Guy underestimated the fagnitude of wearing assless chaps in prison.

Fagnitude by Dr. H. Cox May 7, 2009

Naptitude 

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).

Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.

Naptitude by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009

Magnitude 

1. Short for "Magnetic Attitude"

2. Attractive personality

Tim- Man, everybody sure loves Jimmy

Chris- Yup, my nigga has magnitude!! POP! POP!

Magnitude by grizzyGRIND March 23, 2011

nastitude 

a general attitude that is nasty in nature

Bob: What's wrong with him today?

Joe: I don't know man. He's got a real nastitude.

nastitude by Mama Wine June 25, 2010

negritude 

having pride in the Black culture.

Maya: Puttin' down that do-rag, tighten' up my 'fro, wrappin' up in Blackness, don't I shine and glow?

Dion: Now, that's Negritude.

negritude by militantnegro July 1, 2005