NUFTTY

Pronounced "Nuff-Tee"
Acronym for "No Use F**king Talking To You" and is used in relation to folks who just aren't worth having a conversation with.

Originated in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne - Australia.

"Anyone who claims 2nd-Life is the next major internet marketplace is a NUFTTY"

by Naca-Yoda October 8, 2007

Nutty Clegg

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

by cocktupus January 28, 2008

nuttypoo

Peanut butter

For lunch today, I had a nuttypoo-and-jelly on whole wheat, and a glass of cold milk.

by talk2me-JCH2 December 27, 2020

Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

Nutty traf

A rather pungent expulsion of air

Debbie surprised me with a rather nutty traf

by Nutty traf August 28, 2018

nufty

A completely useless cunt. Hopeless at life.

Steve: Hey Dave, do you need a hand to finish that job next week?
Dave: Yeah, that would be good.
Steve: I'll get Jonny to help you.
Dave: No don't give me him, he is a fucken nufty.

by swarlos November 18, 2012