A completely useless cunt. Hopeless at life.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A term for a bit of a wet male. Someone who is a bit of a gink or a loser, the sort of person who puts a profile on a dating site, but really has no chance in hell of receiving a message, not unless his mum signs on and happens across his picture.

They generally have either a shaven head, or at least a grade1 haircut. They ride fast cars to make themselves look cool, but work in an estate agents during the week.

When making jacket potatoes, they make sure to call their mum first, to check how long they should leave them to cook.