nufty 

A completely useless cunt. Hopeless at life.

Steve: Hey Dave, do you need a hand to finish that job next week?
Dave: Yeah, that would be good.
Steve: I'll get Jonny to help you.
Dave: No don't give me him, he is a fucken nufty.

nufty by swarlos November 18, 2012

nufty 

A term for a bit of a wet male. Someone who is a bit of a gink or a loser, the sort of person who puts a profile on a dating site, but really has no chance in hell of receiving a message, not unless his mum signs on and happens across his picture.

They generally have either a shaven head, or at least a grade1 haircut. They ride fast cars to make themselves look cool, but work in an estate agents during the week.

When making jacket potatoes, they make sure to call their mum first, to check how long they should leave them to cook.

"Oh my lord, check him out, he's a right nufty!"

nufty by Lord Luke of PANIC CoMA October 13, 2006

Nufty 

An unusual individual, usually standing with a slight backward lean. Often uses the word "skunk". Can also be referred to as "Sianksi".

You are such a Nufty standing there like that!

Nufty by Sianksi April 17, 2023

nufty

to be an unloved prick or be a bitch to everyone you see

you're such a nufty

nufty by klappsmurfs October 15, 2025

Nutty Clegg 

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

Nutty Clegg by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

a nifty

A fifty. Cockney rhyming slang for £50

"How much to heathrow mate."

"bout a nifty mate"

a nifty by skatatoulas April 7, 2012

nutty cletus 

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

nutty cletus by cocktupus January 28, 2008